My friend Forest was hanging out in a bar and got this free promotional item from a Miller Lite girl.
I don’t know what is sadder: the fact that women need to re-stopper their drinks to avoid being drugged and date-raped, or the fact that Miller would actually try to capitalize on the situation by slapping their logo on the top.
I wouldn’t be at all surprised if other beer companies start competing in this lucrative new market. Anyone for genuine Coors Silver-Bullet Mace? How about the Bud Light Rape Kit?